FAQ
Asked in passing
What people shout as we go by. Answered from a little further along.
- Where is your office right now?
- Against a fence. Which fence changes. The state is the same one, and that is the part the form cares about.
- Four dollars gets me what?
- A name on a state form and an agent that is technically in the state at all times, which is more than some people can say about their cousins.
- Do you have a phone?
- We have a number. Whether the phone is near it depends on the last storm.
- How do you forward mail?
- Wind. It is reliable, free and indifferent to the address. Two out of three is the industry standard at this price.
- Who else is out on this road?
- Most of the state, at a price: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. We charge four dollars and we are usually a county over from wherever we said we were. The nothing travels well.
- What happens when I get served?
- The papers are handed to whatever is against the fence that day. If it is us, the state's fallback rule is on the Wyoming page. If it is another tumbleweed, the state's fallback rule is still on the Wyoming page.
- Is the price fixed?
- The price is the only fixed thing about us. Four dollars, since the first gust.
- Do you ever leave the state?
- Only if the wind carries us over the line, and then we are a different company with a worse website.
- Can I come to the office?
- You can come to where the office was. It is easy to find. It is where the tumbleweeds are not.
- Why should I trust a tumbleweed?
- You should not. Nothing on this site suggests you should. The terms say so in plain words, and the plain words do not move.
- Will you cancel my service?
- Possibly, at any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. We may not know we did it until we are a county away.
- What is the difference between you and the four-dollar tumbleweed with an s?
- There is no four-dollar one with an s. The one with an s charges twenty-three, which is nineteen dollars for a letter. Same wind.
- What do you owe me if the wind takes my papers?
- At most what you paid in the three months before it happened, which is $1, and that sum is also subject to wind.
- What if I never hear from you?
- That is the service working as designed. Silence is included. So is distance.